1)
kavanamage padikavum.
1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5=4+4=8-5=3-2=1+5=6+2=8-7=1-1=0
kaduppa irukkule??
enakum ippadithan kadupa iruntathu.
2)
avan: en manavi pal(teeth) thulakkinathan coffee tharuvenu sollurada..
evan: un manaivi paravalaida,en manaivi pathiram thulakkinathan coffee tharuvenu solra...
3)
Patient : Doctor, Operation’ai Thavira Veara Vazhiye illaiya.?
Doctor : Oh.! Irukkey,THARKOLAI Pannikkalaam.!
4)
Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?
Wife : Yennaadhu.?!
Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!
Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!
6)Wife : Yennaadhu.?!
Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!
Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!
Ennathan nammakku Rendu kaadhu irrunthallum namma’ONNU’nu sonna’ONNU’nu than ketkkum….
7)
In exam hall, boy asked girl,
‘Tell me d starting of Dis answer. I’ll den manage on my own’.
After long hesitation silently she said,
‘THE’.
Boy: Ellam en neram de.
8)
MATHS Teacher:
“How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally….?”
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Last bench rockerz: “Juice pootu than”
9)
Love- kum
7:29- kum
Oru Otrumai Irukku…!!!
Ennanu Therumaa??
Indha Rendukkum Apparam dhaan
(ELARAI) 7:30 Start Aaagum…
10)
6 birds sitting in a tree..
A man ready 2 shoot
5 birds fly away.
But 1 bird was sitting.
why?
Koluppu…
unna maari..
11)
Teacher: Nee Periyavanaagi Yenna Panna Pora?
Boy: Kalyaanam…
Teacher: Adhu Illa Nee Yennaava Aaga Virumbura?
Boy: Husband…
Boy: Husband…
Teacher: No I Mean Unakku Vaazhkkaiyil
Yenna Kidaikkanum’nu Yedhir Pakkura?
Boy: Wife…
Yenna Kidaikkanum’nu Yedhir Pakkura?
Boy: Wife…
Teacher: Oh No Unga Parents’ku Yenna Panna Pora?
Boy: Marumagall Theduvean…
Boy: Marumagall Theduvean…
Teacher: Stupid, Unga Appaa Unkitta Yenna Yedhir Paarkkiraar?
Boy: Pera Kuzhandhai…
Boy: Pera Kuzhandhai…
Teacher: Aiyyo Kadavulley!! Dai, Un Vazhkkai Latchiyam Yenna?
Boy: NAAM IRUVAR !!! NAMAKKU IRUVAR!!!
12)
Boy: NAAM IRUVAR !!! NAMAKKU IRUVAR!!!
12)
University First vara IDEA:
3:30 Manikku Yendhirichu
Brush Pannittu Kulliraa
Irundhaalum Kullinga….
4:30 Mani Aayidum
Ammaavai Yezhupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvaanga
5 Manikku Kellambi
5:30- Ku University
Poidunga!!!!!!!!
Neengadhaan University FIRST!!!
OK, Naalaikku State`la
First Varadhu Eppadinu Paarppoam!!!
3:30 Manikku Yendhirichu
Brush Pannittu Kulliraa
Irundhaalum Kullinga….
4:30 Mani Aayidum
Ammaavai Yezhupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvaanga
5 Manikku Kellambi
5:30- Ku University
Poidunga!!!!!!!!
Neengadhaan University FIRST!!!
OK, Naalaikku State`la
First Varadhu Eppadinu Paarppoam!!!